Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 24, 2016
Transcript:
Poncho: I smell Christmas cookies. Mailman: They're in my mailbag. You can't have them. Poncho: But this elevator is stuck! Mailman: It's only been one minute! Eating someone's mail is a federal offense! Poncho: We could starve in here! Mailman: Okay, if it comes to that, we can eat the cookies. Poncho: Now that we've established that it's possible, it's just down to negotiation....
Is it actually? A federal offense, I mean?