Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 08, 2016

Carmen, you are in great field position to punt him into Chazz’ arms. Just DO it!

they’re getting no where and Chazz is going to catch cold in that rain

Poncho is like the dog from heck, not quite as bad as the dog from hell.I would have sold that scruffy little terrorist for whatever I could get for him and say good riddance to the jerk. Then I’d get a nice English Setter.

Carmen just slam the door in Poncho’s face…….Chazz now catch Poncho and give him a bath !……..

then Chazz comes in WITH muddy shoes!

This wouldn’t happen if they had wood floors.

Why do you have carpeting on the doorstep anyways? Most people would put linoleum or fake wooden tiles on the front.

Hm…I say you do this. Agree to his demands, then say “I suppose you want me to get you some wet food or something?” When he says yes, go get some and then bring it to him. Once you get close enough, scoop the little monster up and throw him in a bath. I mean literally throw. And also, while you’re at it, make the bath cold.

Some folks around here have separate rooms in which to keep their mud!

I foresee coal in Poncho’s Christmas stocking!!! :)

Time to call in Kevin Spacey.

Chazz – Carmen – I hate to tell you, but you lost all your leverage when you had Poncho neutered. Now you can’t threaten him with that.

How does Carmen expect to win? If she says he will never get another bath then whenever pooch does eventually go on to the carpet, it will be with dirty feet. So the only choice is that you tell Pooch the only way he is EVER allowed in the house again is if he gets a bath..