Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 16, 2018

But look what dogs can do…

Anything to mooch off a pizza.

Hmm. Lasers? I was going to use air-to-air missiles. Perhaps I should go back to the drawing board….

How many pizza could they buy instead of one drone?

Right. All this technological advancement to get food. Uber Eats, Grubhub…

The ‘one up mans ship’ of commerce vs pirates has been going on for centuries. Capt. Poncho and Long John Boomer are just following their calling.

Lasers keep the pizza’s hot

Pew, pew, pew! That’s what my church’s interior designer says!

now on some golf courses – you can call the pro-shop and order a drink that is delivered by drone.

DOMINOES PIZZA!