Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 16, 2020

hang in there, Poncho

I’d like to see him try to cross his legs to hold it in.

Don’t they have a yard he can be put out in? I think I recall him being relegated to a doghouse a time or two…

Make him use the litterbox. Our landlady in Germany had a little Pekingese named Butchie and she taught him to use one.

Say, Poncho? Do Ya think pouring a bucket of water into the Niagra river would effect the Falls?"

Poncho what makes you think Carmen wants to be seen in public with you ? The door should swing both ways ;-)

“Or perhaps there’s a carpet nearby…”

Poncho has competitionhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-54174764

Throw him in the tub — easy to pick up after him. Rinse any liquids right down the drain. If he happens to still be in the tub, double bonus.

…“yay” big? Haven’t heard that for SO many years…

Do I sense a monkey butt coming up?

Try the bathtub. It can be washed down the drain.