Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 21, 2021

We don’t sniff butts for the pleasure but on a dare, we secretly watch cat videos. We only pretend we don’t understand, it is just easier that way!

“If we cock our heads and look puzzled, it’s because you’re terrible at explaining things.”

This is adorable!

“…….& the reason we bark @ mail carriers is because they never bring us anything!”

Well played ! Nice to see Poncho getting his chew on ;-)

You keep throwing things in the park. We have to keep picking them up and bring them back to keep the park clean.

Thank you for the lesson…….

You can pet against the grain if it’s a belly rub. Especially for short hair dogs.

We had a cat that would drink out of the toilet, but he would flush it first. The toilet was upstairs, and the cat was too lazy to go downstairs to his water bowl.

Poncho actually said something nice about humans. Is he sick?

The purpose of the Labrador’s tail is to clear off coffee tables and other tables about 2’ off the ground.