Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 14, 2021

so close

I wonder if trees know that newspapers are made from their dead relatives? And that is not pulp fiction!

Relax, Knotwood! The doggies will be by to keep you fertilized!

And all Poncho had to do was walk by ;-)

There’s all the pee-mail at the bottom of your trunk or don’t you have the “scents” to read them?

I would think that spending hundreds of years watching the Human Tragedy would make boredom something to look forward to.

…as everyone knows…the truth hurts…

The irony of a tree wanting a news “Paper”, is not lost on me. However, trees may get tired of pulp fiction. I understand it doesn’t fire their imaginations. …and so on.

I’m gonna go out on limb here and guess that the tree did not paper its delivery bill.

Poncho, you need to speak with Charlie Brown.

That must be someone like Mitch Hedberg, throwing a newspaper at a tree and yelling “you’re home”!

https://youtu.be/pqyiHlRGn5s?t=285

Is he screaming because the paper was made from a relative, because he lost the newspaper or because he read the headlines? I opt for number 3……

What happened to Poncho’s visitation from the Grim Reaper?

oh, the last panel is sad

Tolkien was on to something with Ents. It has been noted in studies that a tree will allow its roots to cross over its own, but not another tree of the same species.

That tree wanting that paper makes it an arboreal Hannibal Lecter – a bit cannibalistic in its desires,…