Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 11, 2022

there is one in every crowd!

How is he holding that paper? Okay, the first question should’ve been about how they were even driving the truck, but still, how’s he holding the paper?

High-Strung Outsider: YOU said no weapons! I didn’t!

Uh oh, now it’s a felony.

No problem. Hit the brakes, Poncho.

If he comes at you with a rolled-up newspaper, you come at him with a vacuum cleaner. If he sends one of your to the vet, you send one of HIS to the vet…well, it’s still the same vet, but a very different injection. You know, the one you don’t wake up from. It’s the Pooch Cafe way.

Not the comics section!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

This is why we need a mandatory waiting period to buy newspapers.

Not to worry. It’s not real. It’s the Daily Growl.

NO! Bad dog!