My first big job was for a bank, and the first day they finger-printed me and took a urine sample. I thought it was a health check-up. A few days later I asked if there was any sugar or blood in my urine… naively… and my boss paused a moment and said, “No, you’re fine.” He never even told me it was a drug test, obviously.
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
low in calcium buts looks high in phosphorus!
kingdiamond69 almost 2 years ago
What did the burning bush say to Moses?
Don’t just stand there I’m on fire you idiot!
gary almost 2 years ago
When we take our dog on walks when on vacation, she goes crazy smelling all the new dogs. Walks can take a looonnng time.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 2 years ago
But, Cerberus is overstocked on sulfer.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Nice nose there, Poncho. I guess Cerberus needs more bones. Hummm, I wonder where he can get a large supply of bones?
Sir Isaac almost 2 years ago
He has a spectroscopic nose.
newyorkslim almost 2 years ago
My first big job was for a bank, and the first day they finger-printed me and took a urine sample. I thought it was a health check-up. A few days later I asked if there was any sugar or blood in my urine… naively… and my boss paused a moment and said, “No, you’re fine.” He never even told me it was a drug test, obviously.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 2 years ago
Yes. That’s his problem.
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
so how does a three-headed hellhound get its calcium intake anyway?