Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 26, 2023

Awwwww

Poncho should more accurately be drawn in all hard angles and no soft lines.

Buy a Ferrari?

First step is going to the dealer and put a deposit down.

Second step is spec’ing the car with your desired options.

Between 15 days to a month Ferrari will tell you if your spec has been accepted (no weird stuff, more options= more priority).

After that the waiting game.

If it’s your first Ferrari There’s 2 avenues:

you have to order one of the not so desirable cars first (Portofino,Roma,GTC4 lusos), then when it arrives you have to own it for a year before Ferrari lets you have anything mid engined or V twelved.

you have a super nice relationship with your dealer meaning they sell other brands and you are a customer, and Ferrari also wants you and will sell you one of their more desirable models (BTW more desirable doesn’t mean limited production). Your SF90s , 296s, 812s…

After you got your allocation , and your deposit you’ll sign 3 things:

A promise not to butcher your car with aftermarket stuff aka misrepresentation of the brand.

something that says that if you flip your car they won’t sell you anything else (not even a hat).

a paper that says that if you want to sell it after a while you’ll consider your dealer before any other offer. This helps both resale value and certified pre owned stock.

After all the signatures and the deposits you’ll wait. Your wait depends on 3 things in order of importance:

-How important of a customer you are.

-the amount of tasteful options in your car.

when you place the order with your dealer.

Your order gets mixed in for the orders in that semester and you are assigned a place in the list. This is kept by Ferrari and you won’t know of the existence.

After a year or more your car will be shipped to your dealer and if you are able to pay/finance it you’ll be the proud owner of a prancing horse.

Jay Leno told them to p!ss up a rope for this idiocy.

Poncho is always playing the long game.

Sending the wrong signal there. If he thinks you are cool with him not meeting your present requests, he’ll do it again.

Dogs always jump into the driver’s seat. One of these days it might even make sense on how to operate it. His feet wouldn’t reach the pedals.

Fish has one parked in his garage!!!!!!! :)

C’mon now…we all saw that coming, right??

You “DON’T” really think that you can keep that up for a year …… Do you …… Poncho …… :)

Always an ulterior motive with him.