PreTeena by Allison Barrows for April 15, 2011

Poor Teena!

The things girls have to put up with!

I do love them though.

You can buy padded training bras, Teena. They make them in sizes for girls a lot younger than you! (Why a 7 year old would want a “figure” I can’t imagine…)

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t see why Teena is in such a rush to get a “training bra” when she’ll be stuck wearing one everyday for the rest of her life.

Saleslady: “Oh, right, I do that myself.”

I remember being in fourth grade and talking about wanting training bras with friends (at the time we thought a bra’s purpose was to make your boobs look bigger, a sad example of how sexually saturated we are) now I hate putting the bleeep things on.

bergamot said “now I hate putting the bleeep things on. ”

‘I used to complain about having to walk, then I met a man who had no legs.”

bergamot, be glad you have to put the “bleeep” on. My wife doesn’t have to now. She’s abreast cancer survivor of 6 years, now with extra zippers where her breasts used to be.

Think about it.