Kale, Kale, the gang’s all here! By the way, here’s how to PROPERLY prepare kale. Put the kale in a bowl of cold water in the sink to soak. While the slime is soaking off the kale, put several strips of bacon in a frying pan over medium heat. When one side is brown, turn the bacon. When the bacon is fully cooked, the kale has soaked long enough. Remove the kale from the water. Throw the kale away and eat the bacon. Never buy kale again.
Kale, Kale, the gang’s all here! By the way, here’s how to PROPERLY prepare kale. Put the kale in a bowl of cold water in the sink to soak. While the slime is soaking off the kale, put several strips of bacon in a frying pan over medium heat. When one side is brown, turn the bacon. When the bacon is fully cooked, the kale has soaked long enough. Remove the kale from the water. Throw the kale away and eat the bacon. Never buy kale again.