Prickly City by Scott Stantis for May 31, 2005
Transcript:
Carmen: Pricklyweek magazine reports unnamed sources confirmaing that a conservative girl flushed a "Fahrenheit 9/11" dvd down a toilet. The revelation sparked riots at cheese tastings on both coasts. The French were so flummoxed they failed to surrender to anybody for nearly an hour!!!! See what you did 'Mr. Unnamed source'?! Winslow: Yeah! I'm finally famous in France!