Prickly City by Scott Stantis for December 18, 2008
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Senator Harry Reid, Senate majority leader 528 Hart Senate Office Bldg Washington, DC 20510. Dear Senator Reid, We hear you are offended by our stinkiness. Our apologies. Thank goodness that the new Capitol Visitor Center will serve as a buffer between us and your sensitive olfactory nerve. $621 million well spent, indeed! Best regards, Carmen. p.s. Please accept my friend's workout thong as a token of our feelings for you.
Winslow wears thongs when he works out to give as gifts to deserving people like Reid.