Prickly City by Scott Stantis for March 29, 2016

I feel your pain, Carmen.

On the bright side, GoldySachs is now in discussions with the FBI about the security-breach and corruption charges against her.Trivia question: Does Hillary Clinton have more a)superdelegates pledged to her or b)FBI agents investigating her? Hint: The numbers are close.

Carmen, you’re not alone there.

Interesting story this morning about the attorney who headed up Trump’s superpac. She said that the instructions to them were that, as he wanted to be only the “protest candidate”, to make sure he came in second. But when the Trump Chumps came along his ego kicked into the stratosphere and now he can’t stop himself. Stewpid is as stewpid duz….

Trump is the presidential equivalent of Sanjaya on American Idol. President Trump would be President Sanjaya in terms of legitimacy and authority.

http://www.xojane.com/issues/stephanie-cegielski-donald-trump-campaign-defector

The republicons insist on inflicting their mental illness upon the rest of the country.

So who is Carmen supporting? Jeb? Scott? Paul? Mitt? Or maybe a true dark horse. Clint Eastwood? Chuck Norris? Matt Stone?

That’s her problem: she has no one to vote for. But must vote republican at all costs.