The “one-and-dones” can (if they wish) actually go to class in the first semester, and be eligible for the entire season, even if they never set foot in a classroom in the second semester. I’m waiting for a “one-and-done” to NOT get drafted by an NBA team…
Yep… reminds me of my days as news director at a small-town radio station; it required me to be on the air during morning “drive time”. Get there at 5:00 AM, write/read the news until 9:00 AM, and I am NOT a “morning person”! Thank God for caffeine!
These days, the “fumblerooski” (guard-around) and tackle-eligible plays are illegal; there _is_ a rule that a team cannot “fake” the start of a play – five-yard penalty for illegal procedure.
Ah, yes… hockey is the only sport where everybody is constantly in the process of falling down! (For the goalie, “falling down” can be the best possible move!)
The beauty of a pun is in the “oy!” of the beholder… ;-)