You’ll notice that no woman wants to date Carl…
And that’s why they find themselves, ultimately, alone…
They meant something to your soon-to-be exwife…
The kid can’t hack it.
So now Frank is criticizing dog habits. It must be a slow day…
Resolve to be nicer to her so she can feel the same way about you, John…
And husbands wonder why wives tend to think of them as just an additional child in the family…
Well — here’s the new year where Frank is screaming every 5 minutes because he’s screwed up the TV again and asking everybody and anybody else to fix it…
And yet sooooooo far…
Time to use your voice on your kid’s phone…
You’ll notice that no woman wants to date Carl…