Heh, I am not sure you want to argue theology with Non Sequitur, thebird55. I think it is meant to be humorous, not deep. This post might be better spent in a different comment thread.
Pastinaca sativa, in the carrot family (Apiaceae). Eaten as a starchy root vegetable in the Old World before potatoes arrived from the new World. Turnips are part of the mustard (Brassicaceae) family.
That’ll be the day. Also, who gets a job as a blogger? Only self sufficient people I have heard of sell merchandising and ad space… they don’t get paid to blog.
Wow, out of context, this totally looks like a porn strip.