Ah, the…pretty standard wharrgarble. It’s stale, crusty, and utterly unsatisfying. You’ve lost your edge. If this is what we have to look forward to from you, I has a sad.
Disregarding the wharrgarble for the moment…this cartoon doesn’t run on Saturdays, so it wouldn’t happen anyway, genius.
Now, returning to the wharrgarble, we have another episode of How Rabid Conservatives Apparently Think: If it’s against what I want to believe, it’s evil propaganda. If it’s for what I want to believe, it’s just the plain TROOF!
Because the last several months in a row haven’t each been the hottest on record since we started recording such things, right? No evidence whatsoever.I think you are confusing “theory” as in “not proven” (civilian definition) with “theory” as in “this is a thing that we know exists/is happening, but we don’t have all the exact details worked out yet” (scientific definition). Evolution is theory. Gravity is a theory. We have lots of evidence as to how they work, but we don’t know absolutely everything, so they are theories.
Fun fact: Many causes of appendicitis aren’t fully understood, but there are plenty of theories. ;)
…She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, it was a good time.