Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 20, 2016
May 19, 2016
May 26, 2016
Transcript:
Donald and John Boy: Lets do it! Trump: Mrs. Trump? This is John Miller. yes, Im little donald's publicist and media strategist. DOnald shouldn't have to go to school today because he already knows all the best words Boy: #@*! Mom: Donald, you're going to school! Boy: I borrowed money from Moe, and I don't want to pay him back, Trump: how about you say it wasn't a promise to pay him back- it was a policy suggestion? Trump: How about you say it was a truthful hyperbole? Boy: Ive got it! Boy: Im using the bankruptcy laws to my advantage, which all the best people say is very smart! SUSie: Hello? Trump: Hi Susie . John miller here. There have been some nasty rumors about Donald's hands. I want yo correct the record. His hands are manly and YUUGE! Susie: Im not coming up to your creepy tree house pervert! Boy: Your loss fatty! Boy: The medias out to get me! I'll never be president! Trump: Dont worry. all that matters is that people are talking and thinking about you. People may be imagining you in the oval office ad recoiling in horror....but they're imagining you in the oval office! Boy: when Im president , I may just not fire you.
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If Bolling wants to prove he isn’t a bigot, let him do as scathing a set of satires on Hillary Milhouse Clinton. Include her adventures at the Rose law firm, her constant refusal to turn over subpoenaed documents that mysteriously appeared on a White House table, How she has approved of Palosi legislation to keep farm workers’ pay low, how her party has done more to destroy the black family through the vertical reservation system known as the projects, etc. You may as well vote for Pelosi as for her. She is a white narcisistic supremecist to the core. She is one step away from being a sociopath – she has to get in tune with other peoples’ feelings so she can know what lie to tell them. If we Dems are smart, the super delagates will support Bernie. If the ticket ends up being Hillary Milhouse Clinton vs Donald Joe Pine Trump, it will only prove the ugly American is uglier than ever.