Good thing Greg Gumbel died last week, or Marty would be sports broadcasting’s big news story. He’s going to spend his suspension coming up with a slick catchphrase that will set him apart. The first one he used, while drinking on the air, (“show me your panties”) got him beaten half silly. Maybe Peaches can help.
Vito from Goshen is in his private plane flying to Hawaii to bring Tru(e) back home. An intervention is necessary and imminent, and I’m waiting for the Wildcat Maris press conference introducing the new coach. Vito is looking for a vibrant coach to bring The Big Board back to life. Marty is bringing some action to betting life with good odds on a stumbling situation. Tru(e) is the truth! Very long odds Gil and Meemaw’s funerals happening on the same day!
After crying a little bit celebrating the 10-year state championship win, Wildcat Morris is putting together a group to storm the school board and demand TRU STANDISH as the new football coach. It’s time for a coach who can drive(!) the team to victory.
Real Life Imitates Milford Life: “Police in Jacksonville, Fl released body cam footage of two cops shooting to death a 56-year-old man who was attacking a man in the street with a knife. It turned out the weapon was a butter knife.” The hip people in Milford knew how dangerous they were months ago.
I’ve not been to a high-school track meet where there was a tape at the finish for a routine race. Is this the Olympics? Or else I’ve been going to see low-rent Podunk High instead of the Valley schools.
Good thing Greg Gumbel died last week, or Marty would be sports broadcasting’s big news story. He’s going to spend his suspension coming up with a slick catchphrase that will set him apart. The first one he used, while drinking on the air, (“show me your panties”) got him beaten half silly. Maybe Peaches can help.