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1. over 11 years ago on Garfield

   LMAO! And a perpetual longing for lasagna!

   :^)

2. over 11 years ago on Garfield

   Well Starman, my female cat certainly is a BIG milk drinker. Everytime I eat my morning cereal, she jumps up onto the dining room and starts mewing and purring and rubbing up against my arms!

   :^)

3. over 11 years ago on [Deleted]

   That is, outside of Garfield shipping him to Abu Dhabi again!

   ;^)

4. over 11 years ago on Garfield

   That reminds me of the following riddle:

   Q: Why won’t TV ever replace the newspaper?

   A: Because you can’t swat spiders with a TV!

   :^)

5. over 11 years ago on Garfield

   Well, I believe you should look at it this way: thank goodness you don’t live in Siberia, because I’ve heard that there it gets SO COLD that the shadows of birds get frozen into the ground, holding them motionless in the sky.

   :^)

6. over 11 years ago on Garfield

   LMAO! Obviously you’ve seen that classic comedy “Animal House”. In the immortal words of John Blutarsky (played by the late John Belushi):

   FOOD FIGHT!!

   ;^)

7. over 11 years ago on Garfield

   Relax Bruno — you’re FAR from alone. FYI, I also was a Three Stooges buff during my childhood just like you and Clark Kent — almost every day for me was a Stooges day — eat, drink, and beat Larry!

   [N’yuk, N’yuk, N’yuk!]

   :^)

8. over 11 years ago on Garfield

   Personally I would send Jon to Abu Dhabi — after all, Garfield usually mails Nermal to that city, doesn’t he?

   :^)

9. almost 12 years ago on Garfield

   But remember, according to “Murphy’s Law”, anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or VERY FATTENING.

   :^)

10. almost 12 years ago on Garfield

    Is that the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

    :^)