Recent Comments

1. over 7 years ago on Bound and Gagged

   800 numbers are toll free. It’s the psychic who would pay the long distance charge. The joke would work if it was a 900 number. Then the caller pays the bill.

2. about 9 years ago on For Better or For Worse

   Of course, if God created the beauty of fall colours then he’s also responsible for Acanthamoeba Keratitis, a parasite that burrows into eyeballs blinding children so they can’t see the beauty that this man-made god created. You can’t attribute only the good things to god without also blaming him for the bad. The best thing about God is that he doesn’t exist.

3. about 10 years ago on [Deleted]

   So how is OK to present an old joke as an original comic? Running out of original ideas? This is laziness.

4. over 11 years ago on Graffiti

   There are so many good books out there, why bother reading such a poorly written work of fiction? With over 1500 contradictions, the authors were obviously too lazy to bother writing a believable, coherent story. But, for a bunch of iron-age goat herders, I guess they did alright. Why modern people believe this silliness is quite sad.

5. almost 12 years ago on [Deleted]

   I first saw this joke MANY years ago in a Dennis the Menace comic:

   Dennis answers the door and sees his grandmother standing there and says, “Oh grandma, I’m so happy you’re here! Now I can see daddy do his trick.”

   Grandma replies, “What trick is that dear?”

   Dennis says, “Daddy said if you were staying for two weeks he was going to climb the walls.”

6. about 13 years ago on Family Tree

   I almost never comment on any strips, but that doesn’t mean I enjoy them less. You can be proud of your work even if it didn’t pay the bills. Sorry to see the strip end.