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  1. over 10 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    “Methamphetamines” is a censored word? And that’s too long to fit in his black box. “Blue rock”? “Glass”? “Crank”? “Ice”? “Crystal meth”? Aha. I bet that’s it. Crystal meth. Got it.

  2. over 10 years ago on That is Priceless

    “All right! I’ll go in the other room for a bit! Sheesh. A guy has a few beans with his dinner, and this is the treatment he gets. Stop being so dramatic.”

  3. over 10 years ago on F Minus

    Per @nboady and my own experience, there are different sizes of bagpipes, including a small instrument for indoor use and, well, yeah: for casual occasions. And it’s almost hand-sized. So, joke fail! :/ But we all learned something!

  4. almost 11 years ago on The Buckets

    Yeah, cuz SO MANY kids will end up remotely piloting war planes. THAT’s a good reason to let them all saturate their brains with this addictive, brain-melting crap. Aw, what am I saying. Who needs math anyway? China and India can do all that fancy THEORY sciency-stuff. We just want the grunt jobs. ME SMART. ME SHOOT BAD GUY. Heck, we could become a nation of mercenaries for hire! No math required! Go ’merca! :-D

  5. almost 11 years ago on That is Priceless

    Hilarious. Find another strip if you think this is too tacky.

  6. over 11 years ago on The Buckets

    What’s the piles of white stuff on a … wooden desk? Is that what that thing is?

  7. over 11 years ago on Over the Hedge

    Hear, hear. BTW does “Flag” here mean “Like” or “Dislike”?

  8. over 11 years ago on That is Priceless

    @win Actually, having seen the enlargement (thanks @mabrndt), I’m calling the black thing an inanimate part of the goblet/container. It’s chained to it. Maybe it goes inside and then serves as some kind of lid. It just happens to be in a really weird place right here, resting on her arm and ribs in this contorted pose. Just … disturbing. Next!

  9. over 11 years ago on That is Priceless

    If I ever got this Tarot card, I would stay home and lock the door. What the hell is the black snake thing sucking on her breast? Yikes!

  10. almost 12 years ago on Pat Oliphant

    Note to sysadmins: the “About Pat Oliphant” block on this page needs updating.