The Buckets by Greg Cravens for January 28, 2014
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Transcript:
Your two hours of video games are up. Now take the test again. Mm... Uh... Yeeeah. Guh. Are you done? Done? I'm stuck on the first question! Gah! The experiment is supposed to prove video games sharpen your mind! These are math questions. Don't you have any explosion questions?
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Yeah, cuz SO MANY kids will end up remotely piloting war planes. THAT’s a good reason to let them all saturate their brains with this addictive, brain-melting crap. Aw, what am I saying. Who needs math anyway? China and India can do all that fancy THEORY sciency-stuff. We just want the grunt jobs. ME SMART. ME SHOOT BAD GUY. Heck, we could become a nation of mercenaries for hire! No math required! Go ’merca! :-D