A few years ago, I had some computer money to spend for our group. I asked our computer guru how long it would take to upgrade the existing computers instead. He responded by email “I had a motherhood swap done on my penis and it only took 20 minutes”. John wasn’t like that, so I took the email back to him and he said" That’s not what I sent. I said ‘I once had a motherboard swap done on my pentium and it only took 20 minutes’". Yep – autocorrect !
I first thought 2/4 time, but the beats aren’t regular, so maybe it is 3/4 – with a rest at the end of the bar. But that rest is longer than the interval between the beats. 5/4 might actually be closer. So maybe DAVE BRUBECK WAS ON TO SOMETHING AFTER ALL – but it was Paul Desmond who actually wrote “Take Five”
I taught Introductory Statistics for a few years and I always began the course telling the students: “You’re now going to learn the most useful mathematics you’ve had since you took arithmetic”.
My father was Superintendent of Schools in our small NC town and as soon as the first snowflake fell, he would get phone calls as to whether school would be cancelled. But to be honest, it was a real concern; most snow fell at around 32 degrees (F) and produced ICE. Northerners use to complain the we Southerners didn’t know how to drive in snow – but nobody can drive in ice! People prove that every winter.
Come 0n, It’s a C- at most