Recent Comments

1. almost 12 years ago on Bloom County

   When I quit drinking, Seagram’s had to lay off the third shift.

2. almost 12 years ago on The Boondocks

   She wasn’t denied…she couldn’t fit through the door.

3. about 12 years ago on The Buckets

   Toby just met his first blonde.

4. about 12 years ago on Dilbert Classics

   I smell a paradox. Death will be bored to death by the end of the day.

5. about 12 years ago on Andy Capp

   afficionado…stand on your right foot only and hold the modem over your head with your left hand.

6. over 12 years ago on The Boondocks

   Jogging is for people too stupid to watch tv.

7. over 12 years ago on Ballard Street

   Does anyone notice the circular slide rule on the table? I used one in college.

8. over 12 years ago on Over the Hedge

   will somebody throw a net over Nabu… he’s foaming at the mouth over fairy tales

9. over 12 years ago on Get Fuzzy

   The jahoves would knock on my door at 7am every week because I lived at the end of the block.I asked nicely 2 or 3 times to skip me to no avail. Next visit I took off every stich of clothes and opened the door. They ran away screaming and never bothered me again!