Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 31, 2015
January 30, 2015
February 01, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: Did you try that new steak place downtown? Everyone eats at a big, communal table. Rat: A communal table? As in, you eat with strangers? Goat: Yeah. Rat: Ahhhhhh. Goat: Not a fan? Hell is a communal table.
I can sympathize. The weirdest person in the room always sits at my table and wants to make small talk about the most inane things, until I want to chew off my own arm to escape. I can’t, though, because we’ve been married for 35 years now.