Since the Honolulu Tiger Sharks don’t actually exist, your NFL is clearly an alternate universe one, thus different rules may apply. Happy Thanksgiving!
The real war is on Thanksgiving, not Christmas. Has been for decades now. Probably because the corporations (other than ones that sell food) haven’t figured out how to cash in on it…yet, anyhow.
It’s Swiffer, not Swifter. Unless Tom was trying to do a parody name, he got it wrong.