It was April’s fools day and my mom got a email from ME it was her fake report card….my brother who’s 5 was at my house..we were pretending that it was the alternate. Future… She failed school as a kid we got a 45 year old to be me in the future and he said"Don’t you remember…You took a potion when I was little to never age" Then a 90 year old came in pj’s as my dad and said good morning honey and she ran out of the house screaming!!! We had video cameras in our house so me and my brother could watch….HALARIOUS!!!!
Well I did chuck a potato at Susie Derkins once…She yelled at me"Your missing the priceapal aren’t you Calvin!!!!!" as she ran away(this was in summer right before school let out so I missed the snow I also had a little streak on there oh did I mention it had sourcream on it… Hehehe dumb girl…..
Ohhh don’t be like linus having a crush on your teacher you always get rejected..