I sat on a jury where the state’s witness said, “He told me he was going to disappear that truck.” Love it! I’ve been using disappear as a transitive verb ever since.
A life rule: Never use a bathroom, toilet stall, etc., for the purpose for which it is intended without first checking that there is toilet paper available.
Not funny! My husband and I usually think Brian is tapping into our lives as we stumble into old age. But, neither of us would have ever said something so hurtful.
Wish Gocomics provided Zits.