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1. over 7 years ago on Off the Mark

   “Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”

   Hitchhiker’s Guide

2. over 7 years ago on Luann

   I didn’t know my wife’s ex’s first wife had got so far; last I heard, it was only about 6…

3. almost 8 years ago on Moderately Confused

   Which gives me yet another excuse to relate that when my new American wife and I moved back to UK in ’88, we had to buy all new 240v stuff, including a cylinder vacuum with a sticker that said “Nothing sucks like an Electrolux”…

4. almost 8 years ago on PreTeena

   Dave Barry: “And remember, under our system of government, many of these people have the right to vote…”

5. almost 8 years ago on La Cucaracha

   Old joke: “Professor, why are all the Economics questions the same as last year’s?” “Ha! Ees simple – in Economics ve chust change ze answers!”

6. almost 8 years ago on Rudy Park

   Tom Lehrer: “…doing well by doing good…”.

7. almost 8 years ago on Overboard

   http://www.lyricsfreak.com/a/allan+sherman/the+laarge+daark+aardvark+song_20243506.html . Need I say more?

8. almost 8 years ago on The Elderberries

   “The grave’s a fine and private place / But none, I think, do there embrace…”

9. almost 8 years ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   I think the first iteration was BLÄART, only one umlaut. Bärthölömew is nöt ä Göth bänd.

10. almost 8 years ago on Dogs of C-Kennel

    LIKE!