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GreenIrishEyes Free

Snarky, and proud of it.

Recent Comments

  1. 4 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I swear that Pastis has a microscope on my life.

  2. 5 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Ask women how we feel about “gender neutral” bathrooms. You might get a different response from what men say.

  3. 9 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    LOL — this happened to me last summer when I toured Europe! The clerk at my first hotel explained ahead of time (well, he tried to explain, but I didn’t really understand). I got it, though, when I took the card out of the slot and all the lights (and TV) went out, unexpectedly plunging the room into total darkness.

  4. 10 months ago on Mike Luckovich

    And in an orange jumpsuit, to match his spray-on “tan.”

  5. about 1 year ago on FoxTrot

    This one is going up in my (high school math) classroom!

  6. over 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Oh, dear. If he blows up Acme, then where will Wile E. Coyote’s shop for supplies to try thwarting the Roadrunner?

  7. over 1 year ago on Non Sequitur

    Seinfeld made this point 30 years ago.

  8. over 1 year ago on Non Sequitur

    You don’t have to be psychic to recognize these guys.

  9. almost 2 years ago on Non Sequitur

    When I attended Indiana University in 1974, there was a music store in town called “Caveat Emptor.” I was introduced to Bartok, Vivaldi and Randy Newman there. It was truly a goovy place.

  10. about 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Unfortunately, bed is NOT an option. <*sobs*>