Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 23, 2025

As I once said, “There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team,’ but there’s a ‘U’ in ‘butt.’” (I originally said another four-letter word, one of Latin origin, but GoComics wouldn’t like it.)

I wouldn’t put too much thought into ballet choreography. It’s all staged.

If the DJ gig doesn’t work out, don’t beat yourself up. Just join a cover band and play various versions of 4:33.