Recent Comments

1. about 5 hours ago on The Born Loser

   Hello Boys! You miss me?

2. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Pete, tell the haters to kiss your Anterior Superior Spine!

3. 2 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   I just sent this to my friend in Texas. She said I was a Filly Sucker!

4. 3 days ago on Bloom County

   I was reading along, nodding my head and agreeing with you. But when I got to the last part I laughed so hard I got choked!

   I had an old geezer ( a guy about my age) start mouthing me as soon as I walked in the store today. Don’t know if he was mental or what… So I just looked at him and said “Well aren’t YOU a Pleasant Pheasant Plucker!” People around me were laughing out loud or you could see their shoulders shaking from laughter. The old guy just stared at me and walked outside. Guess he couldn’t come up with something quick and snappy like “Oh yeah?”

5. 4 days ago on Rubes

   A bunch of us saw Loverboy open for Kansas in 80, in Springfield MO. We all went by a store and each of us bought a cassette tape. We went to see Kansas, but it turned out to be a pretty good show. (mushrooms may have helped)

6. 4 days ago on Tarzan

   I just now saw your reply, sorry…

7. 5 days ago on Garfield

   Thank you. And the hose was functional as well as entertaining!

8. 5 days ago on Bloom County

   Cleaver? Unruffle those hairs. I didn’t insult you or you would’ve known it. I like to enjoy the comics and have a little light-hearted fun, but I will not in a really mean way insult anybody. If you took it that way, I truly apologize. There’s way too hate in the world today and I won’t spread anymore. Seriously, I hope you have a good rest of the weekend and again, no insult intended, just joking around.

9. 5 days ago on Garfield

   Funnel on the end of a hose ran through a hole in the floorboard running back to below the bumper. Seeing the people behind us hit their wipers and look around for clouds was a HOOT! Not sure how but the hose running that far created enough air draw we never had a whiff of odor, and we’d wash the funnel when we got where we were going. This was years ago when we traveled for construction jobs. That ended 24 years ago when MS ruined my life. Quit drinking coffee maybe 17? years ago. 4 quarts a day kept me wide awake but getting to the john with MS was a real problem. Sure hated to give up my slow-perked Kona I brewed in my late grandmas BIG coffee pot. My urologist told me at least 3 or 4 quarts was too much as I spazzed and twitched from Coffee and MS!

10. 5 days ago on Bloom County

    I termed it like that so it could be enjoyed as satire and nobody could turn it into another political, belittling, smart-mouth reply. But you managed to anyhow. Sorry if your Anterior Superior Spine hairs got ruffled. On second thought, no I’m not. Not at all. Now settle down, drink the rest of your Orange Kool-Ade and worship your Orange Idol.