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1. almost 5 years ago on [Deleted]

   It was actually investigated by the FBI for 6 months in an attempt to determine if it was a secret code or something.

2. almost 5 years ago on Junk Drawer

   Must be BRAHMS’ Lullabye

3. almost 5 years ago on Savage Chickens

   The Cold Never Bothered him Anyway!

4. almost 5 years ago on Junk Drawer

   As a rule, man’s a fool for when it’s hot he wants it cool. And when it’s cool he wants it hot. Always wanting what is not.

5. almost 5 years ago on Adam@Home

   You don’t know the 1/2 of it kiddies!!

6. almost 5 years ago on Alley Oop

   Actually I believe Napoleon shot it off to prove that their God couldn’t retaliate against him or his armies as he conquered Egypt

7. almost 5 years ago on Bound and Gagged

   I have closed to $8 Grand because of a tension headache that they claimed could have been Spinal Meningitis for my son and when I complained I couldn’t pay it they whittled it down to $1200+

8. almost 5 years ago on Home and Away

   “Rub Some Bacon On It” – Song[Rhett and (Link):](911, what is your emergency?)I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally(Do you have some bacon?)Bacon?(Bacon, that’s right)I have bacon left over from dinner last night(Rub some bacon on it)What?(On your hand just do it, rub some bacon on it)That’s all there is to it?

   [Rhett and (Link):]What if I dropped my phone?(Rub some bacon on it)Or encounter my clone?(Rub some bacon on it)I get mononucleosis(Rub some bacon on it)My nude pics get posted

   [Hook – Link:]Rub some bacon on it! [x3]Yeah!

   [Rhett and (Link):]My home gets foreclosed(Rub some bacon on it)My cat explodes(Rub some bacon on it)I wake up in a trunk(Rub some bacon on it)My friend goes steampunk(Rub some bacon on it)I meet real pirates(Rub some bacon on it)There’s an awkward silence [pause]I say something unintentionally racist(Rub some bacon on it)I’m an adult with braces(Rub some bacon on it)I can’t swim(Rub some bacon on it)I’m visited by Mr. Timn

   [Hook]

   [Rhett and (BaconBot):](Bacon hotline, What’s your problem?)What if I feed the troll?(Rub some bacon on it)I’m attacked by a narwhal(Rub some bacon on it)The apocalypse started(Rub some bacon on it)I think I might have sharted

9. almost 5 years ago on Health Capsules

   To get rid of a Brain Freeze quickly cup your hands around your mouth and breathe slowly into them causing it to warm up faster. I don’t know why but it works.

10. almost 5 years ago on Sheldon

    Starlight, Star bright. First star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might… Awww schuks it’s just a satellite.