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  1. 4 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    Here she comes from Maine

    Looking cuter than anybody has a right to

    And making me want to go, tellin’ all we need to know

    So we should come to Maine, and here I go!

    All she gotta do is smile that smile

    With all the knowledge she dispenses

    Just leave it up to Bea and in a little while

    Got big berries on my mind and mosquito defenses

    Here she is in Maine

    Looking brighter than Maine stars at night do

    And making me wanna go, that’s all I really know

    Is dear Bea’s in Maine, and here I go

    Oh, let’s go

    - Cynthia Weil / Barry Mann – Here You Come Again

  2. 4 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    To stop goin’ bananas, Goldie’s come to say

    Cats must approach the toaster in a certain way

    To make bread toasty brown with a golden hue

    Switch up is the best but is the worst for you

    Well, the toaster isn’t too bad

    Tho’ it flings toast loud and high-aye

    With respect is how we treat it

    Ora doesn’t have to beat it

    But, when toaster’s switch is in a down state, says our very, very astute educator

    Forget the counter and hop up on the refrigerator

    - Garth Montgomery, Leonard Mackenzie, William Wirges – Chiquita’s jingle lyrics

  3. 7 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    They’ve got pieces that yay, thrill

    Sophie sniffs a memory bouquet

    A former place, cherished still

    Oh, sweet mornin’ in May

    - David Loggins / Pieces of April / Three Dog Night

  4. 7 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    “The birds around me hopped and played,

    Their thoughts I cannot measure:—

    But the least motion which they made

    It seemed a thrill of pleasure."

    –William Wordsworth from his poem “Early Spring”

  5. 9 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    thanks! same to you and your fam, pets included, of course

  6. 9 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    “May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks.

    May your heart be as light as a song.

    May each day bring you bright, happy hours

    That stay with you all the year long."

    –Irish blessing

  7. 11 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    Elvis broke it apart

    It’s not as if he tried

    Ora wasn’t that reckless

    Nor was Lupin this time

    Pucky, please make a chart

    To take the blame off Tortie

    Tortie, when you’re cleanin’ the floors

    Ooh, your hat is lovely

    Woo hoo

    Nobody threw it

    It was knocked down

    Being tongue-pwned

    Woo hoo

    Nobody threw it

    (Burt already knew it)

    So Elvis broke it apart

    His blep is takin’ my…

    A blep is takin’ my heart

    - Carte Blanche / Ann Orson – Don’t Go Breaking My Heart – Elton John and Kiki Dee

  8. 11 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    What’s the sloped smooth desk that’s crazy mean to all the cats?

    (Draft)

    You’re darn right

    What makes Goldie risk her neck for just one clue, if she can?

    (Draft)

    Can you dig it?

    What causes cats to plop down ‘cause it’s dangerous all around?

    (Draft)

    Right on

    They say this desk Draft is a huge bother

    (Shut your mouth)

    But I’m talkin’ ’bout Draft

    (Then we can dig it)

    It’s not a comfy divan

    (Elvis thinks of good table plans)

    And no one understands it but the Woman

    (Her craft)

    - Isaac Hayes – Theme From Shaft

  9. 11 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    Imagine desk so cruel, cats do

    They think about it day and night, it’s only right

    To find Mr. Allen Wrench who made things tight

    So held together

    If cats should climb on up, they’re gonna glide

    But if they could stay happily, in bright sunshine

    Imagine how their world could be, so very fine

    Just nappin’ together

    I can’t see them lovin’ things weird and new

    For all their life

    Be like Ora Z, baby, and always make do

    For all your life

    So happy whatever!

    - Alan Gordon / Garry Bonner – Happy Together – The Turtles

  10. 11 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    So sad. So glad Shadow has you for loving care. Cat bless and comfort you for that. Much sorrow for your impending loss.