This is RADIO CAT ORACLE with a breaking report: Local Author Survives Cicada Attack.
The local author of the beloved Giblet & Belle series survived a horrendous Cicada attack on Wednesday evening.
It is reported that at approximately 6:00 p.m., the author left the sanctuary of his home to return an item to his shed in the corner of the backyard. The local Cicada infestation is currently at its peak and tastiest, according to Hamilton and Holmes, two local cats interviewed for this story and who witnessed the incident. As the author approached the shed, a large and homicidal Cicada landed (attacked, really) the back of his head. When the author attempted to brush it off, the blood-thirsty Cicada went down the back of the author’s shirt, causing the author to let out a high, piercing scream and dance around the backyard in a panic, arms flailing.
When the author finally raised his shirt, the Cicada flew away. The only casualty reported was too the author’s dignity. The author returned to his abode and nursed his anxious nerves back to calm with copious amounts of gin. No video of the attack is available, for which the author is thankful.
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This is RADIO CAT ORACLE with a breaking report: Local Author Survives Cicada Attack.
The local author of the beloved Giblet & Belle series survived a horrendous Cicada attack on Wednesday evening.
It is reported that at approximately 6:00 p.m., the author left the sanctuary of his home to return an item to his shed in the corner of the backyard. The local Cicada infestation is currently at its peak and tastiest, according to Hamilton and Holmes, two local cats interviewed for this story and who witnessed the incident. As the author approached the shed, a large and homicidal Cicada landed (attacked, really) the back of his head. When the author attempted to brush it off, the blood-thirsty Cicada went down the back of the author’s shirt, causing the author to let out a high, piercing scream and dance around the backyard in a panic, arms flailing.
When the author finally raised his shirt, the Cicada flew away. The only casualty reported was too the author’s dignity. The author returned to his abode and nursed his anxious nerves back to calm with copious amounts of gin. No video of the attack is available, for which the author is thankful.
This is RADIO CAT ORACLE reporting. Now, back to your regularly scheduled program.