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- about 3 years ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not
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about 3 years ago
on Ripley's Believe It or Not
Here is one for all you Texans!How can a black man change a republican politician’s views on abortion?Get his wife pregnant.
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about 3 years ago
on Ripley's Believe It or Not
Where do you get these Stevie. You are really the funny man, but don’t quit you day job. If you have one or maybe two.
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about 3 years ago
on Ripley's Believe It or Not
Where are you cut and pasting these from? You the man. Not really.
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about 3 years ago
on Ripley's Believe It or Not
If Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Bill Barr, Stephen Miller, and Jared Kushner we’re on Air Force One together and the plane were to suddenly crash, who would survive?The United States of America.
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about 3 years ago
on Ripley's Believe It or Not
lol… I’m a chubby red haired conservative gal…..lol
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about 3 years ago
on Ripley's Believe It or Not
Why God? Why?One day a fellow was watching Fox News and learned about a new virus that was rapidly spreading and quickly killing those who got sick with it. The nightly news reports got worse and worse, this Covid-19 virus was spreading around the world and killing increasingly large numbers of people. But he wasn’t concerned, he knew he’d be OK because God would protect him and he asked him to do so in his prayers.
Soon a government spokesman, who worked for the Trump administration, and other scientific and medical sources started saying people should wear masks that filtered out the virus when they were in public or even in private gatherings with others. Wearing a mask could save you they said.
But the Fox News fan laughed, “No, it’s OK, I’m praying to God and he is going to protect me."
Then things got even worse. Even with masks people were still dying…So many people were getting infected and dying that governments small and large began to suggest and even require people to stay at home, to ‘lockdown’ and not go out, or go to work, or socialize at all.
To the idea of ‘lockdown’ the Fox News fan said, "No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to protect me. I have faith. In fact, I’m joining a protest movement to demand this kind of government overreach stop. God will provide so we don’t need and must resist the dictates of big government”. But even with lockdowns people were still dying…
Then the Government announced that they’d helped develop multiple, effective vaccines to protect against the virus in a massive effort driven by the Trump Administration. All you needed was to get a shot or two and you’d be largely protected from getting Covid or suffering the severe consequences of the virus. To this the Fox News Fan again replied, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to protect me. I have faith.”
Soon the virus mutated into more highly virulent forms and began to spread like wildfire. One day the Fox News Fan woke up after attending an
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about 3 years ago
on Ripley's Believe It or Not
Fox news in four words:“I’m not racist, but…”
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about 3 years ago
on Ripley's Believe It or Not
Look like you have your flag panties in a wad.
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about 3 years ago
on Ripley's Believe It or Not
I BET YOU DO.
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