God has just created everything; now He’s down to passing out attributes. Eve got beauty; Adam got strength, and so on. Finally, God says, “OK; I’m down to the last two attributes. The first one is…peeing standing up.”
Adam immediately jumps up. “Oh God, yes! Yes! I wanna pee standing up – that sounds SO cool!!”
God sighs, and says, “All right, Adam. You get ‘peeing standing up.’” Adam beams happily.
Continuing, God says, “Well, Eve, that leaves you with multiple orgasms.”
God has just created everything; now He’s down to passing out attributes. Eve got beauty; Adam got strength, and so on. Finally, God says, “OK; I’m down to the last two attributes. The first one is…peeing standing up.”
Adam immediately jumps up. “Oh God, yes! Yes! I wanna pee standing up – that sounds SO cool!!”
God sighs, and says, “All right, Adam. You get ‘peeing standing up.’” Adam beams happily.
Continuing, God says, “Well, Eve, that leaves you with multiple orgasms.”