Didn’t Abbott just plead guilty of being an immoral company? Is it just me who sees a trend in this decades-old comic strip? Wake up! America hasn’t been a “moral” anything for a very long time…
…and so, once again Brewster saves the Universe from a potentially embarrassing rift in the causal timelines, and thus restores weekends on the beach to trillions of civilizations…what a guy!
No, wait. That might work!