Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 23, 2012

Transcript:

Mark: The honest man has returned... and he doesn't look happy. One Republican who never succumbed to magical thinking is our old friend Jim "Honest Man" Andrews. So, Jim, what's your take on what ails your party? Jim: Well, it's perfectly obvious... the Democrats have vacuumed up all the especial interests-- Blacks, Hispanics, Asians, gays, kids, labor, women, suburbanites... leaving us with only angry, straight, white, well-armed, evangelical men! And do you know why there's no future for angry, straight, white, well-armed, evangelical men? Mark: They can't reproduce? Jim: Exactly! They need women! That's the problem!