That’s nothing! On our honeymoon my hubby took me to a gnome reserve. Yes, garden gnomes. (in England) Funniest part is that you had to wear a pointy hat, apparently so as to not scare the gnomes. It was insanely silly, but considering we have been married for many, many happy years, I guess it worked.
VERY smart. I have a colleague who posted pics while away and of course returned home to a broken back door and a lot fewer possessions.