Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for August 06, 2019

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    Last year, you booked us into Club Fed, and it took us $25k to prove we were not convicted of a crime, and did not belong in prison; the year before, you booked us at the Mile High Club, we were so stoned on weed it took 6 months to get the weed out of our bodies and I too every knife throwing gig offered; the previous year, you thought we would compete on the Shark Tank, only to find out we were playing Survivor in the Great White Shark Tank; and then year prior, Club Wood Stock – we spent our vacation stuck in a pillory – it took 6 months of chiropractic treatment to recover.

    Better yet. You DON’T get to plan our next vacation.

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    Baarorso  over 5 years ago

    Aw guys, don’t BE A PILL about it! ;D

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    rgcviper  over 5 years ago

    And lemme guess—when they describe each medicine, the list of side effects is longer than the one of benefits …

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