“I’d be virile, I’d be macho,And with a bulky crotch-o,I’d dare to wear a thong!I would bed lots o’ ladies,Even send my soul to Hades,If I only had a…”
That was a good one. Naturally we don’t want dolls for kids to have all of that, but my girl dolls were WAY before Barbie and had to fit VERY tight for a strapless gown!
Michael McGinnis Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Let’s just say that if Ken doll enlisted in the army, that comment might be a shot to the privates.
Aussie Down Under almost 13 years ago
He has to take people’s barbs about his missing Barbie doll.
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
That Ken doll reminds me of Rick Santorum.
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
Ken Doll is missing a personality.
cedes29 almost 13 years ago
a pair
clucky almost 13 years ago
Maybe he did something to be missing what he’s missing ??
Bargrove almost 13 years ago
Could this be why Barbie left him?
Knightman Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Well lets just say John Holmes, he’s not!
psychlady almost 13 years ago
He seems to be missing a lot of stuff!
philyfanstukinmi almost 13 years ago
The new Barbie doll, the woman scorned! See Dorothy and Ken’s new doll house! Is that a dead Toto on the steps.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 13 years ago
functional anatomical correctness
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Doc Toon & nighthawks, and a kung fu grip.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Well that’s going to make the new song awkward. “…if I only had a…..”
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 13 years ago
And I don’t think the Wizard is going to be able to psych him into a fix for that problem.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 13 years ago
So he’s just going to have to go back to Kansas with Dorothy and run for Congress.
anorok2 almost 13 years ago
All of the above…..(and below)!
William Bednar Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Ken looks a little stiff and wooden. Well, mostly wooden, ok?!
bigsnooze almost 13 years ago
he’s missing a brain to
Stephen Gilberg almost 13 years ago
“I’d be virile, I’d be macho,And with a bulky crotch-o,I’d dare to wear a thong!I would bed lots o’ ladies,Even send my soul to Hades,If I only had a…”
joegeethree almost 13 years ago
This was laugh out loud funny. Not that it’s funny for Ken-Doll, no, not at all.
vldazzle almost 13 years ago
That was a good one. Naturally we don’t want dolls for kids to have all of that, but my girl dolls were WAY before Barbie and had to fit VERY tight for a strapless gown!