Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 15, 2013
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Transcript:
Wait... You like lying around, sleeping all day, acting all in different? I like lying around, sleeping all day, acting all in different. We'll be best friends! It's like I have a twin!
“Hello, Mai Tai, my name is Garfield.”“Oh, hello, Garfield. Do you surf?”“No.”“Do you dance?”“No.”“Do you play volleyball?”“No.”“Then what do you do?”“Well, eating and sleeping pretty much covers it for me.”“Oh, good.”“Come again?”“All the guys here surf and dance and play volleyball.”