Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 13, 2013

Bogie never said that in Casablanca.

the girl did though

You should apologise for that!

Oh, whatever, guys. It’s a golf pun. And a cute one at that!

Dave, your punance is to say four Stephan Pastis’ and two Mike Peters’ ; now go and pun no more . . . ☻

You played it for her, you can play it for me, so play it !!!

I don’t play golf. I don’t know a Birdie from an Eagle or a Bogey from a Cagney

That old duff is known for his wormburner shot.

Rick said, “If she can stand it, so can I. Play it.”

The piano playing was fake. Dooley Wilson’s main instrument was percussion.