Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 04, 2013
October 03, 2013
October 05, 2013
Transcript:
Mrs. Offlegams, I don't get this one... I'm pushing 40 with no prospects of marriage. I can't find a guy who meets my standards. Why am I so picky? Oops... How did that get in there?! I accidentally included one of my personal problems.
t jacobs about 11 years ago
change her name to miss greathead?
Digital Frog about 11 years ago
She should advertise better, starting with having people call her Ms. instead of Mrs.
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 11 years ago
That question sure left Ralph up in the air . . ☻
Larry Miller Premium Member about 11 years ago
capndunzzl, especially the “Mrs” part. And whether it’s a long or short “O” makes no difference.GoodQuestion, I thought he had a chalky complexion today.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 11 years ago
Funny, just came across this ad recently: Mature man seeking older divorcee who doesn’t mind cleaning house. I don’t like red hair, tattoos or attitudes.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
She still looks beautiful and funny!
Jeff0811 about 11 years ago
She seems to have no problem meeting guys, she just needs to lower her standards. Maybe settle for Tall, Dark and not bad looking.