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Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 16, 2016
July 15, 2016
July 17, 2016
Transcript:
Settings for windshield wiper blades: 1. Way too slow. Could read a chapter of Roots between intervals. Rain building up... Can't see! White, already! 2. Whoa! Settle down! Way too fast! The other drivers will think I'm a psycho!
I had a 1995 VW Golf with an intermittent wiper function which was infinitely variable (between finite limits, of course). You turned the wiper to the intermittent position, the wiper would wipe, then you tuned them off, then turned them back on when the windshield needed wiping and it would maintain that interval. They were great.