Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 13, 2016

Go driving around in my truck over rough roads. You’ll hit your 10,000 steps in no time (real story, real Fitbit).

Explanation, anyone?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I’m_Gonna_Be_(500_Miles)

Whoosh!

Lyrics to a Song by the Proclaimers. “But I would walk 500 milesAnd I would walk 500 moreJust to be the man who walks a thousand milesTo fall down at your door”

Snerk!! Did you walk by Steven Tyler’s house?

I liked the Proclaimers song and also Peter and Gordon’s 1964’s 500 Miles version (check it out).

Did he walk backwards?

…and now That song will be running thru my head the rest of the day. …ba da dump dump dump, ba da dump dump dump, (had to look up “haver”)

Ah ha! He lied in the song. He shouldn’t care what the Fitbit says if he did it JUST to be the man who fell down at my door.

For you Dr. Who fans, here is the cast and crew to the referenced song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYt0xPyBoec

Of course you idiot you walked backwards on the same path. The same thing happens with cars made when you were born.

It kinda looks like Whamond is caricaturing some real person’s face, but I have no idea who.

One of my favorites…best at full volume ;-)

his fitbit only records 999 miles, so once he got to 1000 it reset to 000