Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 14, 2017

That’s me! Except I don’t smoke and I’ve never downed the worm at the bottom of a bottle of mezcal.

Well, that’s me, except I I don’t do Te-kill-ya or worms.

Tequila mockingbird?

if it has a worm, it’s mescal

Remember, the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Actually a grub, but by the time you get down to it, it doesn’t really matter.